Wednesday, August 4, 2021
NOM DE L'ENTREPRISE, the next victim of the GOALIE ?

After several NAME OF THE COMPANY employees received a suspicious package, the company’s CEO is concerned for the safety of his workers.


The employees of NAME OF THE COMPANY are on high alert after suspicious packages containing various hockey equipment and a threatening handwritten letter were delivered to some of their homes around DATE. After being contacted by the authorities, the COMPANY POSITION had no choice but to warn its employees of the worrying situation. According to the police, there is every indication that their company is a target of the malefactor known as “The Goalie.”

The situation is extremely worrisome,”COMPANY POSITION told Kronos Media. “We’ll monitor any suspicious activity that may occur in the next few days. I’m pretty spooked myself.”

According to information gathered by Kronos Media, the next two weeks will confirm or refute authorities’ suspicions that the A.H.L., the Anti-Heroes League, is implicated in this affair, a criminal gang led by the infamous Goalie.

Detective Samson, who’s in charge of the investigation, is very familiar with the gang’s modus operandi. “Their technique is called ’drafting’”, says the inspector who has been tracking the Goalie for the last few years. “They will kidnap your best employees to try and recruit them by any means imaginable. No position is spared: accountants, secretaries, analysts, foremen, managers, graphic designers, coordinators… The Goalie is ambitious and only chooses the best talent to grow his criminal organization.”

Some of the victims who survived his heavy-handed techniques gave disturbing testimony to Kronos Media, alleging they were subjected to severe physical and psychological violence. Some of them still suffer from permanent after-effects several years after their kidnapping. Detective Samson confirms this information: “The victims are promised a wealth of goods and money in exchange for their loyalty and, sometimes, confidential information about their company.”.

The City’s Tactical Forces are asking the public to contact them with any information that may help move the investigation forward. Detective Samson can be reached at the following number: 1-844-622-6269.

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